Amusing sentences How funny some sentences are! No wonder the English language is very difficult to learn: The sick person was grapping a bunch of grape. Hari's father fathered four children. If you pay the electric bill soon we will be delighted, otherwise you will be de-lighted. If you lend money in close friendship, it is sure to close friendship. – Y.M.N. Murthy You cannot end a sentence with because because because is a conjunction. Prior preparation prevents poor performance. (P5 Formula for success) Success is sure for sincere seekers. We polish the polish furniture. He could not lead if he would get the lead out. A farm can produce produce. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse. v Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. v A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. v When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. v The insurance was invalid for the invalid. v The
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